Hooker Hill

Some buddies and I were walking in Itaewon recently on our way to meet up with some friends at a drinking establishment.  We were walking up a hill with some bars and clubs on either side of the road.  Two hookers ran out of a building, latched on to my sweater, and attempted to drag me in towards their party zone.  I resisted, and got away safely.  Fast forward and my friend and I are sitting down together when two hookers and this older, larger, unfortunately scantily clad woman begin asking us questions like if we were looking for a good time.  My friend thought it would be funny to ask how much.  It turned out that it was funny.  For a few minutes we had a pretty heated debate about how their first offer was outrageous, and how our counter offer was insulting to their... profession?  The conversation of course ended with us walking away with our pants on and wallets just as heavy as when we started, without ever having an intention to change that.